brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
when i die…put a tity in my hand…let them know how i lived
quick reblog this action-packed selfie!!!!!
when will people unfollow me
Sculptor & Artist:
"Doe Ray Me"
Bravely Second [x]
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.